Pick Up After Your Dog!!!

When it was reported that China was recording social scores by monitoring public behavior, I initially freaked out. Then, the more I thought about it, it seemed like incentivizing good behavior was not such a bad thing. I am not a fan of litter. Who is? This point is exacerbated when that litter is the fecal matter of someone’s pet roasting in the sun of your posh condo complex.

Have no fear though. According to the Globe, Dogs in the neighborhood are undergoing DNA testing to find this dangerous criminal. If they don’t catch the animal soon, the grass may become greener, and that would be catastrophic.